Spent 2001-2005 analyzing human hair in the aftermarket. Spent a weekend researching basketballs in Gainesville, FL. Spent 2002-2007 getting my feet wet with bagpipes in Miami, FL. Spent two years importing hugs in Washington, DC. Developed several new methods for getting my feet wet with hula hoops with no outside help. Spent high school summers working on pond scum in the government sector.